in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

(via bastille)



no vine is better than this 

I’m boutta go get high just bc this vine

(Source: cocaineteas, via soykai)

yohji yamamoto s/s 2015

yohji yamamoto s/s 2015

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reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

(via crystallized-teardrops)


i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

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Even mom  turnt

(via harrysbroadshoulders)

How to murder

Step 1: put the knife right in
Step 2: take the knife on out
Step 3: put the knife back in
Step 4: and twist it all about
Step 5: do the hokey pokey and he's probably dead.


i’m aw you’re ew, there’s a difference.

(via encourage)


Shinji Ikari participating at the Olympics.


Shinji Ikari participating at the Olympics.

(Source: shinjibae, via jesuschristvevo)