thetowndrugdealer:

Every time the cake boss makes a cake he acts like he’s invited to the party like deliver the cake and then leave bitch

twated:

I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out

(Source: mxdgrl, via oknope)

shippingsabrieliam:

What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole

(Source: weirdlyweirdingalong, via thetowndrugdealer)

Asked by Anonymous Anonymous

your fav childhood memory?

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills

alarmingpenguin:

free shipping

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on orders $75 or more

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(via zackisontumblr)

parkingstrange:

when a post gets popular after you add a caption to it

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(via laughtime)

psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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(via officallukehemmings)

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

(via oknope)

heliolisk:

the-8-mile:

heliolisk:

Me ft. Good hair

Sir,with all respect…but I would fucking fuck you :I

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(via clannyphantom)

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

(via laughtime)

Wow, what a butthole.

—Either a compliment or an insult depending on the situation  (via gaykinq)

(Source: tehjeff, via lucifurby)

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